My family is fucking crazy, scary, and full of criminals. I come from a not very known country in Africa with a population of 3 million. My family is kind of famous there because of my grandpa. He owns multiple apartments, a cement business there, and builds malls there etc. He was married to my grandma and they had 7 kids, three of them are female. Long story short my uncle raped a girl who he had a whole other family with which we never knew about. My aunty always has someone for everything. How do I know? One time some tenants where complaining that there was a leak or something. She called someone and told them “go quiet them. They’re being a headache”. I never heard from them again.My mom asked me if I wanted to be in an arranged marriage and laid one a bunch of guys for me. Most of them married, when I asked her about it she said “ don’t worry I’ll get rid of they’re wives as long as you’re happy”. My other uncle somehow got married for a second time and divorced in 2 weeks .My cousin stabbed a taxi driver and got away with it. They’re always trying to sneak in stacks of $100 when we’re coming back and they usually make us hide it. And my grandpa. The most mysterious and disturbing of them. Anytime he gets into a police station everyone bows to him. He’s usually the cause of traffic because all the cars stop to let him pass. His friends some high officials from Morocco out neighbouring country. And somehow sent his dumbass son to Cambridge.Trust me they’re is still so much more, but is there really something wrong with them?